The 'Schitt' List: The Best Gifts for 'Schitt's Creek' Superfans

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The Rosebud Motel (a.k.a., Hockley Motel in real life), where the Rose Family lived after their fortune was seized for six hilarious seasons of Schitt’s Creek, recently hit the real estate market in Mono, Ontario.

Although it would be the ultimate piece of memorabilia, the $1.6 million price tag probably places it squarely out of reach for most fans of the riches-to-rags story that first aired on Pop TV and more recently found a second life on Netflix. But don’t worry, we’ve scoured the “breeding ground for freaks” (that’s the internet in David speak) to find more budget-friendly gifts and merchandise to broadcast unwavering support for the Emmy Awards-sweeping sitcom.

Whether buying a special something for yourself or a gift to give your best wishes and warmest regards to a fellow fan, the following items are guaranteed to keep anyone from acting like a disgruntled pelican.

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1. The Complete Schitt’s Creek Collection DVD Box Set

Right now you can watch Schitt’s Creek on repeat on Netflix or in syndication but that may not always be the case. If you snatch up this six-season set of DVDs, you’ll not only be prepared for the day the streamer breaks your heart and wipes it from their inventory but you will also be able to watch all the behind-the-scenes featurettes, bloopers, deleted scenes, extended clips and webisodes.

Amazon

Buy:Schitt's Creek (The Complete Collection)at$36.82

2. Schitt’s Creek Wall Art

Colorful themed art from Etsy and Society6 will keep your place from giving off any “screamnastic” vibes. There’s quite a variety of prints and embroidery from poppy caricatures and vintage tourism advertising to a poster announcing the community theater production of Cabaret. And if you don’t find anything you like, you can always create a wig wall installation.

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Saints of Schitt's Creek Art Printat$13.29

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Cabaret Posterat18.99

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Moira Rose Art Printat$18.89

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Rosebud Motel Vintage Travel Posterat$16.50

Buy:Schitt's Creek Art Printat$13.29

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Schitt's Creek Hand Embroideryat$28

3. Schitt’s Creek Face Masks

Despite light at the end of our pandemic tunnel, the harsh reality is that we aren’t quite done with social distancing and mask-wearing to protect ourselves and others from spreading or catching the virus. But just because you’re “trying very hard not to connect with people right now” doesn’t mean your choice of face-covering has to be boring.

Courtesy of Etsy & MaskUpFriends

Buy:Face Masksatvarious prices

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Buy:Schitt's Creek Bandanaat$11.99

4. Schitt’s Creek Graphic T-shirts

Whether you go with a design featuring names, a memorable joke or the Rose Apothecary logo, we love this fashion journey for you. Or your dog.

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Johnny and Moira and David and Alexis…at$20.79

Amazon

Buy:VILOVE Rose Apothecary Shirtsat$15.99

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:DON'T Shirtat$9.99

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Buy:David Rose Lightning Bolt Dog Shirtat$24.99

5. Schitt’s Creek-Inspired Kitchen Gear

Be prepared when it comes time to fold in the cheese by stocking your kitchen with novelty tea towels, wooden spoons and even a cookbook featuring menu items from Café Tropical.

Don’t make them ask thrice for these towels.

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Schitt's Creek Kitchen Towelsat$23.79

This five-piece bamboo spoon-and-spatula set puts the fun in functional as art and memorable quotes from the series are burned into them.

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Buy:Schitt's Creek Wooden Spoons Setat$18.99

Pick up groceries or mall pretzels with this stylish reusable bag featuring caricatures of the main characters.

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Schitt's Creek Tote Bagat$19.99

This cookbook features noms inspired by the Café Tropical menu, Jocelyn’s home-cooked meals (Dorito casserole, anyone?), Rosebud Motel’s continental breakfast, Bob’s bagels and more.

Amazon

Buy:Tastes Like Schitt: The Unofficial…at$12.95

All this cooking is bound to make you thirsty. There’s a glass or two for that.

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Schitt's Creek Glassesat$24.95

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Buy:Schitt’s Creek Wine Glassat$14.95

6. Schitt’s Creek Home Decor

Rugs, pillows and other home goods will let people know you are a David and company diehard. The Warmest Regards Sunshine Rug, which comes in two sizes, and the “Hello Bébés” doormat provide a, well, warm welcome to your home when you have guests over for a murder mystery party like Twyla.

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Warmest Regards Sunshine Rugat$39.20

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Hello Bebes Doormatat$40.50

When you bust out the Herb Ertlinger fruit wine, you’re gonna need unpretentious coasters.

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Schitts Creek Cork Coastersat$9.75

Plant moms will love this kiln-fired pot. It’s the right size for a small succulent or herb plant.

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Rose Apothecary Planterat$16

The Warmest Regards throw pillow comes in indoor or outdoor material.

Buy:Warmest Regards Throw Pillowat$23.99

7. Beekman 1802 Rose Apothecary Candles & Skincare

Sharon Springs, NY-based Beekman 1802 has its own Rose Apothecary collection of products inspired by the show. Its whipped body cream, goat milk soap, tinted lip balm and body milk will leave skin as soft as one of David’s couture cashmere sweaters. Meanwhile, the votive trio, which is hand-poured using paraben-free 100 percent soy wax, blends Beekman 1802’s heirloom rose scent with jasmine and neroli blossoms.

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Buy:Rose Apothecary Skincareatvarious prices

 

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Buy:Rose Apothecary Votive Setat$33

8. Schitt’s Creek Saint Roses Prayer Candles

This set of four glass votives is a play on Catholic prayer candles featuring the fab four family members as saints. Perfect for anyone who considered watching the six-season arc a religious experience.

Courtesy of Etsy

Buy:Schitt's Creek Saint Candle Setat$45

9. Ostrich Nap & Travel Pillow

Moira used one to try and drown out the sweet sounds of amor next door at the motel in Season 2. But this silly looking yet effective pillow can help any user get some shuteye while on a plane or train, in a noisy office or simply in a room that’s too bright as its immersive design reduces ambient sounds and light.

Courtesy of Amazon

Buy:Ostrich Pillowat$99.00

10. Schitt’s Creek Funko Pop! Figures

The Rose family has even been given the Funko treatment. Finding the original five collectible figurines is harder now but not impossible. It might be easier to pre-order the second-wave Target exclusives — there’s a set of David and Moira cooking enchiladas and trying to figure out what burning smells like, and there’s a single toy of Moira in her costume from the Crows Have Eyes B-movie gig.

 

Courtesy of Funko

Buy:Funko Pop! Schitt's Creek Setat$109.99

Courtesy of Target

Buy:Funko POP! TV: Schitt's Creekat$17.99

11. Patrick & David’s Wedding Jigsaw Puzzle

This gift combines trendy pandemic pastime and simply the best, most sentimental episode of the sitcom.

Courtesy of Amazon

Buy:Jigsaw Puzzle 1000 Pieceat$32.97

12. Schitt’s Creek David Rose Wrapping Paper

Unless you plan to bedazzle your own, this wrapping paper featuring David in his lightning bolt sweater and signature sunglasses will add the perfect finishing touch to a Schitt’s Creek gift.

Courtesy of Society6

Buy:Schitt's Creek David Rose Wrapping Paperat$9.60

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